Global Warming: What They “Forgot” To Tell You

Global Warming, the thing that man fears most, an inevitable doom.  With greenhouse gases tearing apart our own ozone layer,  the sun’s heat is greater now, and we are all going to die…WRONG. Don’t have false opinions of Global Warming!  Al Gore is not a leading world scientist, so don’t listen to him anyhow. 

Now, it is a known fact that the earth’s temperature is rising.  Even I admit it.  And it’s do to tar, shingles, all those things that reflect the sun, making it hotter.  Even some greenhouse gases.  And where is this Global Warming?  I want to go there!  It’s freezing where I am!  Maybe someone could enlighten me on the subject.  Did it ever occur to you that Global Warming is as likely as happening as finding a tough liberal?  It’s not going to happen.   Here is why:

• In the Middle Ages, the temperature was warmer then it is now.  And that’s without a paved world and cars. 
• Many scientists don’t believe that we are headed toward a “Global Warming”, but instead, Global Cooling!
• Al Gore is not a scientist.
• Though the Antarctic is melting, (only slightly) the Arctic is getting bigger!
• And lastly, the hypothesis was created by liberals, and they are not to be trusted.

Don’t get me wrong.  I’m all for the stop of tons of CO_2  emissions.  What ever happened to good ole’ horse and buggy?  But, like everything else, the pieces of liberal junk that they are trying to pass off for brains, have made it radical.

Here are some things that are shown to you to make you support an end to Global Warming, that are very deceptive.

• When they show you a Polar Bear stranded on ice, don’t worry.  Polar bears can swim steadily for many hours in order to get from one piece of ice to another. They have water-repellent coat and partially webbed feet, which both are adaptations to swimming. Although known individual bears have only been recorded swimming about 100 km or so, they are likely capable of swimming much further if necessary.
• The giant chunks of ice that they show falling off of glaciers, when they are trying to get you to belive that they are melting, normally happens, even when the earth is cooler.  How do you think icebergs are formed?  Like that!  Another thing on that is:  if the glaciers were melting, then giant chunks wouldn’t be falling off…the whole thing would melt like snow.
• Al Gore is not a scientist, so don’t belive him.  Even if he were a scientist, he would still be wrong.
• If the earth cools down, that presents another difficulty.  Take Mars for instance.  (Ever wonder why all the planets have pagan names?  I do, even though I know the anwser…)  The reason why it is so meteor ravaged is because it lost it’s magnetic field.  Why?  Because, heat is what makes it magnetic.  I did this experiment a couple of days ago.  Mars cooled extremely rapidly, causing the magnetic field to decay, allowing it to be ravaged by things.

Global Warming is just another thing for us to be scared about.  That’s what drives this countries industry.  Another reason not to believe it, is because nothing scary they ever tell us ever happens.

1. Y2K
2. Mad Cow Diasease
3. Bird Flu
4. Small Pox
5. Gas Shortages
6. Giant Volcanos
7. Aliens
8. Nuclear Disasters  (Which are still possible…)

The list goes on and on.  Now before I end this post, I would like to make it clear.  I am NOT, repeat, NOT against hybrid cars, or saving our wildlife.  But other things come first, and what I am against are people who place this issue against other more important matters.  Like abortion, or euthanasia. (You know, Dr. Kevorkian is getting pretty old…)  Six degrees will change the world alright.  By six degrees.  If we want to make a start, let’s do it by ending abortion, and euthanasia.  Pray to God fervently, and sacrifice all the time.  Take that Al Gore.  I’d like to see you fast for long.  It’s not to late for you to change your ways!  If you read this, this post is directed towards Y-O-U!

I can tell you one thing.  I’ll pray.